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Milton Jones in Milton: Impossible

One man. One Mission. Is it possible?

No, not really. Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, and Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain. Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning?

Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.

This performance may contain adult material that some may find offensive.

Tickets: £27

A £1 ticket levy is included in all stated ticket prices.




  • And the fun is abundant in a show that springs surprises from the blandest phrases and parades one bizarre image after another before your mind’s eye. He makes an unlikely spy – but you’ll leave Smiley.

    The Guardian